We would like to ask some questions before you join us.

Nickname:

Real Name:

What is your experience with Counter-Strike?

What is Counter-Strike? I'm still playing the alpha version. I play Unreal Tournament! I play with bots, set on skill 4 or lower. I play with bots, set on skill 3 or up. I play sometimes. I play online, and get my ass kicked. I play online, and kick ass. CS isn't just a game...it's my life. I worship this game on Sundays.

How would treat your clan leader?

Kick his ass in a game and laugh at his loser skills. Ignore his orders and do whatever you want. Be friends with him. Allow him to kick your ass in games. Respect his orders. Worship him on Sundays.

Rate your ability with the Ak-47:

What's a Ak-47? I never use the Ak-47. I barely use the Ak-47. I aim at the torso while holding fire during long distance. I aim at the torso while holding fire. I burst-fire all the time. I aim for the torso and burst-fire my way to the head. I get head shots anytime I want.

What's your favorite class?

Spectators Counter-Terrorists Terroists Auto select!

How well could you use a grenade?

I can't seem to be able to throw the damn thing. I love grenading my team. Off the wall and back at me. Off the wall and back at my team. In a open field. Around a corner. Around the corner and to a death. Around the corners and to their death.

Are you a shotgun bitch?

What's a shotgun? CS has shotguns? What's the cheat to get the shotguns? I could never afford them. Ok.....I'm a shotgun bitch. I use shotguns all the time, but I'm not a bitch. I rarely use the shotguns.

What do you use to control your movement?

I use a joypad. I use a keyboard. I use the mouse only. I use a joystick. I use up, down, left, right. W, A, S, D, is the way for me.

Do you know what the console is?

Con who? Yeah! I have a gameboy! Yeah! I have a playstation. I don't know the command. I don't know what button to press to get the console down. I use it to quit and change teams. I use it to bind things. I use it all the time fool..like a haXor!

Do you bind your keys to buy faster?

Isn't that illegal or something? How do you bind? I don't need to bind. I only bind to buy a wep. I use one key to buy everything.