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Playstation 2 Reviews

Some of the links to the actucal reviews are not available...because I haven't written them yet.
All of the reviews are pretty short for the sake of your boredom. These are reviews, not analyses.
I assumed that you have actucally seen the game or know what it is I'm talking about.

Ratings Defined

Rating	Description
	This doesn't mean the game is perfect. I just had a lot of fun with it.
	This is great, but there is a little something on my mind that keeps it from being perfect.
	Grrrrreat.
	It's good, but not great.
	A little better than average.
	This is actucally average.
	Sucks.
	Sucks goat nuts.
	Sucks goat nuts through a straw that is filled with anthrax.
	This is the type of game that creates serial killers and child molestors in this world.

*Note: I gave out a lot of 5's but that doesn't mean the game is perfect. It was just really good during that time in which it came out. There is no such thing as a perfect game.

Categories Defined

Category	Description
Presentation	This is what I felt like when I first opened the game. The manual, price, and extras affect this score.
Graphics	How pretty the game is. Range go from drooling like a rabid dog to ugly cardboard cut-outs made from blind kids that didn't have scissors.
Sound	Affected by music and sound effects.
Control	It's the feel, layout, and the ability to customize controls. Vibrations = good stuff.
Gameplay	How much fun I had, difficulty, and the whole experience.
Lasting Appeal	Time it takes to beat the game, and how much you will play after it.
Rent or Buy?	Am I willing to pay $6 to rent or >$20 to buy it?

*Note: The final ratings are not on a average of these categories.